HPV

...does not seem like an appropriate acronym for the human powered vehicle team. Then again...

Our team recently gained another senior; this one is an industrial engineer. He just kind of appeared at our last meeting, looking to join a team for senior design. This meeting he asked where competition is being held this year.

Portland, Oregon.

“YES! Yes! I have to make some phone calls!”

I have never been to the west coast and, as mother puts it, have heard that Portland doesn’t exactly suck. However, I cannot say I was quite that excited upon hearing the venue...

“Portland has the most strip clubs per capita in the country!”

I guess it’s good to have your priorities in order...