What Company Are You, Again?

Yesterday, at the career fair:

Catbert Minion: What would you do if you could choose?
Potential Asok: Well, with the economy...
Catbert Minion: Forget the economy. What would you do if you could do anything?
Potential Asok: To be honest, I’d go back to Cat...

Obviously, this was not Caterpillar that I was talking to. The answer failed to take the necessary detour through my brain prior to exiting my mouth. Oops. That didn’t seem to deter him from asking more questions and scribbling on my resume. The worst that will happen is nothing.