§ Your blue jeans have become brown.
§ Your girlfriend gets you a shirt, just so you’ll have a clean one to wear (for another week).
§ You consider your cleanest shirt the one you were wearing when you got dunked in the creek.
§ Your cleanest socks are banished to the outside.
§ You are required to disrobe before sharing a significant other’s bed.
§ You figure the smells on the shirt will fade after a couple more wearings.
§ The only underwear you have left is that gag gift from last year. No one has to see you’re wearing it…
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